how not to impress me

so now, obviously, my thoughts turn to what the hell am i going to wear on stage.i went out yesterday and was met with a hideous circus of bad eighties wanna-be dresses, skirts and assorted bits that can only be described as a travesty. i am allergic to anything that has ready-made holes, attached belts, [...]

getting to the gig

because we don’t have a bus to come and pick you up and can’t afford chauffeurs to deliver you personally, most of you will have to find your own way to ston aera. I, of course, will be arriving in a stretch limo with my huge entourage but don’t let that put you off taking [...]

a word about gigs

this is from a while back (see the opinion page) but applies to the next gig as much as ever:
fans do not follow you around in their thousands screaming and trying to shag you. your five die-hard fans and your friends come to every gig and you love them for that (thanks guys, i mean [...]

publicity and baubles

you might have noticed a change in our myspace profile photo that reflects our upcoming gig. (thank you alexi).
the publicity machine is rolling but we need your help. spread the word. come with at least two friends. put the poster up on your profile ! run naked in the streets with the poster stuck to [...]

the album is out

oh goodness, i almost forgot… i have to get out more!
we went to the launch party of the compilation album that we appear on. it’s a double album called “in the junkyard 3 and we contributed the track “sacrifice” (my favorite). though i say it myself the cd is great. the artwork is brilliant. the [...]

gig gig gig

so the gig is coming up fast and furious (i actually thought it was this friday. how happy i am to be wrong !) so i’ll be pestering you very soon to be there. i know i only have you that reads this blog but that’s ok. at least one person will be there on [...]

the next big thing

it’s been a while… yes i know, bad person. there are excuses but no really good ones so i won’t bother. we have a gig coming up on june 1st at ston aera so we are beavering away on new tracks (and old ones that we’ve forgotten how to play). all the details are on [...]